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Hoenation 

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.
Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation
Hoenation by slimjcash August 4, 2016

Simon lewis 

A cute vampire, sometimes a little nerdy. But that's why he is amazing. He is an amazing singer, and looks so f*cking cute. If you ever meet this fanboy, make friends as quickly as possible. He can also mess you up. He can fight pretty well, and can do things no mundane (human) can do. This daylighter will do anything to make the people around him happy. His beautifull body all ways hidden by t - shirts of his band (rock solid panda) or other music / tv shows. A great friend who you should treat better than yourself.
Guy: is that Simon Lewis?
Girl: i so want to be his girlfriend, he is super cute!
Simon lewis by Deedstergriffin October 14, 2018
No one fucking knows
NBA Youngboy: "So we been steppin' on them ducks"
Literally everyone else: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Duck by IDontStepOnDucks January 16, 2023
the most amazing/coolest/funniest girl that you will ever meet.
yo that chick Sangpoi is banging!
Sangpoi by jajuju February 25, 2009

more pounce per ounce 

A person who's Really Good at fucking.
He told me I had more pounce per ounce! I knew I was a hot fuck but Damn! The Ultimate compliment regarding sex.
A store for kids that rebel against abercrombie and the normal trend, even tho it is owned by abercrombie and the kids buying there are trendy.
I fuckin hate abercrombie. Let's shop at Hot Topic. I'm original now... even tho every kid is wearing this shirt with the retarded fuckin saying from Hot Topic
Hot Topic by SE1046 August 22, 2003

hobo blower 

Guys who give hobo's blowjobs for a living.
Me: Hey did you know brian is a hobo blower.
Friend: eww gross.
hobo blower by azazel April 23, 2014
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