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thousand palms  

thousand palms is an unincorporated city in imperial county nestled against the indio hills and right off the 10 freeway. This town is pretty much the ghetto of coachella valley and consists mostly of tweekers and lower class individuals that are involved in different levels of criminal activities. Besides being close to the Agua Caliente CAsino there is nothing else to do in this sweaty shit hole except for getting drunk with your bro's and taking the trucks up to sun city and rompin the shit out of it untill you either run out of gas or run out of brewskies. If you are in town and want some pookie just go down to shelter drive and hit up greg or someone else sitting on their couch along the street in front of their house. Thousand palms can be explored completely in about the time it takes the average person to drink a 40 oz and in that time you will have seen the slum first hand and will either like it or head for the highway never to return again.
TP guy : Hey bro how long till your down in thousand palms mofo ?
Cat City homeboy : What the fuck are we gonna do if I cruz down there brah ?
TP guy : Dude dont even sweat it we can buy a 30 pack of natural ice a pack of pall malls and take the dodge up to sun city or maybe even take the power line roads up to edom hill and shoot the hi point nigga . . .
CAT city guy : nah dude that place is a shit hole and id rather cruz down to the strip and check out all the hot shot gay guys and secretly masturbate to them while sitting at one of the trendy bars . ..
thousand palms by DRUNKxInxPUBLIK February 19, 2009

liebemaschine 

created in a joint enterprise by german and american companies. a rough and rugged loving machine. this model has not yet hit the market, but preliminary tests have shown that this product far surpasses all others.
Barbie: Forget Ken! i want the liebemaschineā„¢!
liebemaschine by robot999 December 13, 2008

bengal balls 

Testicles that have been inadvertently sprayed with insecticide or other chemical agent as a result of mistakingly grabbing the insecticide or other offending spray instead of the anti-fungal spray. The name is a reference to Bengal Gold roach spray.
Ahhh my bengal balls burn . I grabbed to Bengal spray instead of the Lotrimin.
bengal balls by Vato-Electric March 26, 2021

Mcfuckup 

An EPIC fail of monumental proportions, one in which you either do something extremely stupid or the polar opposite and think your doing something really smart but in fact it turns out to be a fail
You Mcfuckup'd dident you.
Mcfuckup by DjDanny October 4, 2011
African slang for black people. Because black people are "More Darker" then everyone else.
Those Modarka's are stealing that womans car!
modarka by Justincarr December 24, 2007

Stop and Blow

A stop and blow is when you pull off the road or park somewhere to either:

A)Roll up a blunt and continue driving or
B)Straight up park and take a hit.

Derived from Stop and Go, which is a stop for gas or some shit.
Guy 1: What's with those guys at the far end of the parking lot just sitting there?
*Windows roll down, smoke fumes out, car drives away slowly*
Guy 2: I see, just a little stop and blow. I will call the authorities.
Stop and Blow by DaveHeyo January 15, 2008

hyperitch 

garrett's ass checks spreading like the red sea while playing knee football.
ass cheeks stretched to the limit of extreme pain hyperitch
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