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The thing thing you will find in a water zoo. Also you’re fucking stupid for searching this up here.
Person 1: hey where can I find fish?

Person 2: the water zoo.

Person 1: cool, thanks!

Person 2: you’re fucking stupid for asking me this
Fish by The guy from Fortnite November 3, 2025

Thrust burn 

When you fuckin a dried out chick, you get a burn on your dick.
I fucked Melissa last night she was so dry! I got mad thrust burn today!
Thrust burn by Bearheadedboi August 10, 2019
I'm gonna Febreze him. All my money got Febrezed by my new lady
febreze by p4bl34u October 30, 2010

obsessticle

Someone obsessed with another person to the point of stalkerish behavior. They are very much a douche that keeps hanging on. Kinda like balls.
Creepy Brian, married with 2 kids, wouldn't stop stalking Wilma.
Eww... He's an obsessticle.
yo me and jenny bout to go oaky
lemme oaky
oaky by lizbethsucksdick April 6, 2017
Just got paid and have a big wad of horse in my pocket.
horse by Ryan 69 January 10, 2006
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