Urban Dictionary
desterne
to desterne yourself from another.
to desterne yourself from another.
desterne by desterne is a real word.com October 19, 2020
needs of the army
If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.
Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”
Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.
Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.
needs of the army by RamenPriest83 January 14, 2022
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Bunditsatheon
Bunditsatheon is a surname. People with this surname often also have a name starting with a J. Mickey mouse's long-lost cousins from Virginia. 🤓 They love sports. Ou stride is quite alike the Majestic yet despicable Arabian horse. Often are otherworldly and god-like. Their hair is a millimeter away from being considered emo. Has super sonic hearing amplifiers called... AirPods? They walk on all fours. "HegHheggh" Christian rock is life 👼✝️
Tobias: Oh look it's JB!
JB: Gosh darn, I sure do miss Virginia.
Tobias: Hey J, what's up?
JB: God 🤩
J.B: Heuhge..eHfg..ee! Sherry: Woah J.B what are you doing
J.B: jammin out to Thousand Foot Krotch! My favorite Christian rock band! HEUGH!!!
Sherry: You rock J.B!
M.Muscetteir: Sqeak. Cnurl. Chip wug, yop. Sqeak chip! J.B: eugh huehh?
M.Muscetteir : squip cheep. Yek sqeak "Lakers" sqip squeak?
J.B: yes
I am the emporer of the scamperers-Bunditsatheon
JB: Gosh darn, I sure do miss Virginia.
Tobias: Hey J, what's up?
JB: God 🤩
J.B: Heuhge..eHfg..ee! Sherry: Woah J.B what are you doing
J.B: jammin out to Thousand Foot Krotch! My favorite Christian rock band! HEUGH!!!
Sherry: You rock J.B!
M.Muscetteir: Sqeak. Cnurl. Chip wug, yop. Sqeak chip! J.B: eugh huehh?
M.Muscetteir : squip cheep. Yek sqeak "Lakers" sqip squeak?
J.B: yes
I am the emporer of the scamperers-Bunditsatheon
Bunditsatheon by ClownsAreHot July 19, 2022
Brocest
When two people within a friendship group, especially two men within a fraternity, start dating and make hanging out as a group feel really weird
Ricky: dude it feels so weird since Johnnie and Marko started dating
Jo-dog: thats homophobic brah!
Ricky: nah dude, its not the gay thing, its just... *gazes off into middle distance* ...thats /brocest/ man
Jo-dog: thats homophobic brah!
Ricky: nah dude, its not the gay thing, its just... *gazes off into middle distance* ...thats /brocest/ man