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stalk-texting 

The act of continuously texting someone in an effort to pursue them and/or get to know them. This combines the acts of stalking and text messaging. Stalk-texting can run up your phone bills, causing angry parents. Stalk-texters are characterized by sending you multiple texts per minute. And, if you don't respond they will send the text message over and over again until you do.
"HONEY, WHY IS YOUR PHONE BILL SO HIGH?!"
"sorry mom, ralph just won't stop STALK-TEXTING me!"
stalk-texting by liesel June 11, 2006
Telling someone to be quiet or shut the fuck up.
Harry told Alex to Shusg
Shusg by Sir Patrick the Fourth April 11, 2023

Pennsylvania Poker 

A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.
Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya

Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania Poker by Jellykones69 December 15, 2011

justin-ed 

two guys doing a girl in the ass and the vag at the same time.
"i totally justin-ed her last night"
justin-ed by C.Hick April 24, 2008
a guy that cool even though he has a little dick but he's Puerto Rican so he's cool
my friend yotnel
yotnel by nut in u March 25, 2025

MB Jamali 

I struggle with my Sindhi homework, I need to ask my MB Jamali for help.
MB Jamali by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021
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