The sound uttered by the battle ship controlled by the robots of Krikkit as it blinks into existance at a random point in the universe. Upon hearing this sound, one should most likelly run the fuck away, or be murdered by robots brandishing clubs.

From Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. The best series in the history of ever.

When you get a fit of uncontrolable giggles and cant stop laughing, some might say you've been hit by the almighty GIGGLE GUN

A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.

1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.

5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.

The insane one in the group. Black hair always tied up, dark eyes, and refuses to wear dresses. The friend who will always be there for you!

gaëlle is a kind and caring girl who has a lot on her back but doesn’t show it. she’s the one to always support people and she deserves the best. she has trouble finding her person because her standards are high but if you she feels safe with you, she is most definitely in love with you. do not under any circumstances hurt a gaëlle because you will regret it. if you have her in your heart, please do anything to keep her because she IS a keeper. wife material for sure.

When someone ‘cheats’ in small ways that are not conventionally considered cheating.

This term is typically only used by people who lack an understanding of how relationships work, as cheating is can be any violation of the relationship agreement between two people. Cheating will look different based on the boundaries of every couple, so microcheating doesn’t actually mean anything.