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The funniest girl you'll ever meet! She is smart,nice,funny and weird
clinebel is a really nice person
clinebel by weirdnaomi December 23, 2021

Ditchbag 

Noun. Someone who constantly fails to show up for dates or abandons their friends at a bar.
Similar to douchebag.
"Did Jesse leave without us AGAIN?"
"Yeah. She's such a ditchbag."
Ditchbag by dissonant October 23, 2011

Cheeky Bastard 

When you insert your penis in between the left cheek of one girl and the right cheek of another girl and thrust at a rapid pace
Dude I had a sick threesome with Ruth and Elane... They let me give them a cheeky bastard
Cheeky Bastard by Ryan Browson January 24, 2014
The act or portrayal of being a bitch ass nigga.
The person could be acting extremely fake or could be talking to other people behind your back. Will act like your best friend but hang out with other people.

Typically is bad with money and always asks for people to pay for him with the understanding that he will pay you back, but never does.
Bro you need to chill out your pulling a javi.

He's talking to other people bro, he's acting like a javi.
Javi by JBirdJesse June 11, 2018

crichigno 

The act of taking a day off school for no apparent reason.
Most likely with parents approval.
JOE: Man, I wish my parents were chill like that.

LOUIE: I know. I'd be pullin' a crichigno every other day!!
crichigno by WhiteGirlz March 30, 2009
A Pokemeow player who always says she’s un-pro, and calls anyone a pro, even if they aren’t one. In reality she is one, she has so many Goldens and Shinies. She is in the OBLV Oblivion clan and is server admin of the clan Andromeda Inc. Flarida looks like an anime character irl; Either that or people think of her as a Flareon always. She loves to spam emotes and the word ‘Hiya’.
Player 1: Wow! Pro! So many goldens!
Flarida: No, I am un-pro. U a proh

Player 2: Heya Flarida!
Flarida: Hiyaa

Player 3: How are you, Flarida?
Flarida: I’m goooooood :Nod: :SLatiasLOL
Flarida by Ryn1 May 26, 2021
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