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jakzivifpxiquay

jak - polish word meaning ‘how’
zi - Chinese for ‘self’
vif - shortened form of ‘gravific’ meaning able or tending to produce weight
p - phosphorus symbol in chemistry
xi - Roman numeral 11
quay - landing place

jakzivifpxiquay - the process of how the self produces weight (usually to bones) using the element phosphorus^11 in order to improve landing strength
I jakzivifpxiquay my way to scrabble victory

Going for a Charles 

Cheshire rhyming slang for a bowel movement or “turd”. “Going for a Charles” is an abbreviation of “Going for a King Charles the Third”. First used following the coronation of King Charles III of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth in 2022 by Jamie Campbell. This phrase is expected to replace the previous “Going for a Richard the Third” / “Going for a Richard”.
Before we head out to pick up some cans from
Bargain Booze, I’m going for a Charles.
Going for a Charles by Danhall December 22, 2023
bullshit

love is something that makes you want to rip your eyeballs out from your eyes when you see it
look they’re in love. that road looks comfy
love by kmmacc15 September 13, 2022
A plastic Manc: idiots from the south of England who pretend to have some relationship with Manchester, and more specifically, Manchester United FC.
"Yeah, I've always supported Man United cos my great grandfather's aunty's next door neighbour had a cat that strayed to Manchester".

"Shut up Andy, you planc",
Planc by bumchutney April 16, 2015

BCA moment 

When a student at Bergen County Academies does something stereotypical of him/her.

i.e. looking up graphs that "look cool" and graphing them on a calculator.
Look at Steve graphing those "cool graphs", thats such a BCA moment.
BCA moment by i dunno March 25, 2005

Demeaning 

Something that offends or belittles someone.
Throwing a dirty condom at your best friend ie 'hey whats up?' 'oh nothing, I had sex last night' *throws condom* "fuck, that's so demeaning"
Demeaning by ShotMeDown March 6, 2011
A warm hard shit, sometimes containing nuts or sweetcorn. Can be extremely painful to get rid of out the anal opening. Can lead to "ring of fire" syndrome!!
Man shouts to his girlfriend from the lavvie, "I'm huvvin bother wae this toley ... it's no fur comin oot and it's geein me a ring of fire!"
toley by charbrad73 November 24, 2009
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