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Urban Dictionary

jose pardo 

A chinese mexican hybrid who will have intercourse with Eminem for the fame.
Loves Anal!
Did you see jose pardo? he cant walk hes temporarily handicapped
jose pardo by ElPolloLoco123 January 10, 2014

little dude

The act of wiping a booger on someone's ass while having sex with them from behind.
Isaac is the man! He totally gave Chad's sister a little dude and took a picture of it with his cell phone.
little dude by Little Guy October 20, 2007
A smoker with tar in his lungs that likes to lick graysens tip while smoking
Ethan loves josh twerking in his face
Ethan by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

fanfiction 

1. Literature written about/inspired by movies/games/tv shows/etc by fans of that particular subject matter.

2. Stupid stories written by fanboys/fangirls and general idiots (see 133t douche and blogger.) Often not worth reading.
FanFiction Asshole: Hey, have you read my new story in which two of the characters from the shitty anime show I always watch have sex?

Normal Guy: Never talk to me again.
BUEFF is simply known as the ultimate word. Other than rare occasions, BUEFF is always written in all caps. It can be used in place of any word when ultimate meaning is needed. It can also be used by itself, followed by at least three exclamation marks. There are rumors that it is to be used as part of a code in a future game that causes you to win in an ultimate fashion.
my that's a big BUEFF you have
BUEFF!!!!
BUEFF by Southpaw July 20, 2008

The Jalapeño Popper 

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.
Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
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