Definitions by Southpaw

The Albuquerque 

When your boy demoted you from Jr. Deputy to Jr. Jr. Deputy after a nude interview with a MILF

Dakota totally pulled “The Albuquerque“ on me 😪

The Albuquerque by SouthPaw October 25, 2017

BUEFF 

BUEFF is simply known as the ultimate word. Other than rare occasions, BUEFF is always written in all caps. It can be used in place of any word when ultimate meaning is needed. It can also be used by itself, followed by at least three exclamation marks. There are rumors that it is to be used as part of a code in a future game that causes you to win in an ultimate fashion.

my that's a big BUEFF you have
BUEFF!!!!

BUEFF by Southpaw July 20, 2008

MIT 

1. Accronym for Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
2. Bastardized accronym meaning Mom I Tried. Used to describe a local community college, or junior college.

I attended the local MIT to raise my grades, and get in a better school.

MIT by Southpaw December 3, 2003