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Desk Monkey

Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.

Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization

Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else
(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"
Desk Monkey by ValChic December 22, 2020
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Sandy Hot Dog 

Refers to the sexual act of a male inserting his penis into a woman's rectum, then removing the penis and allowing the fecal matter to dry until crusty upon the penis. Once the fecal matter has reached a crusty and sandy consistency the male then inserts the penis into the woman's vaginal opening or mouth and precedes to hump vigoriously.
Cody gave Carolynn the ole sandy hot dog last night.

hardcome 

to come in a manner that exceeds that of a normal orgasm.

also interchangeable for hardcore.
"dat boy done hardcome all over muh new pillow last night."

taylor: "i just found a mouse in my dorm room"
rowan: "that is so hardcome!"
hardcome by taylorious December 9, 2008

Belching practice 

Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)
What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch

oral warming 

When your breath is so bad that your mouth alone causes global warming.
What the fuck?! Holy shit dude... that girls breath was so bad!
Yeah, bro. He has a strong case of oral warming.
oral warming by 0ralFixation September 14, 2020

Pink Sock Dock 

When two bros with pink socks, eg prolapsed rectums, scissor and dock their pink socks.
I can't believe Johnny and Michael actually dick the Pink Sock Dock
Pink Sock Dock by CDM84 April 14, 2021

hazar moment 

When you say something that’s clearly wrong and outrageous but instead of admitting defeat you double down with “facts” you have made up on the spot. Facts generally are gathered from “research” found on Reddit.
Person 1: “Turkish watermelons are the biggest and the best
Person 2: “What are you talking about?”
Person 1: “They are! I read about it on Reddit! This is a fact!”
Person 2: “Pipe down with your Hazar moment”
hazar moment by ShaqYaBooty March 4, 2021