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a professor who tries to make class as boring as possible by making people write essays constantly.
damn dude, you have to take a class with professor Rous? His classes are so boring.
Rous by rangergaming457 April 12, 2022
A rare disease found mostly in American celebrities that can spread through means of media to young teenage girls causing the following symptoms:

-Gaping Vagina
-Herpes
-Syphilis

-Gonorrhea
-Chlamydia
-Prison Butthole
-Over Whelming Sense Of Self
-Rectal Diseases
-Aids
-Awful Music
-The False sense of Being Attractive
Miley Cyrus would be less annoying if she wasn't infected with whorism.

They found the cure to whorism! It's putting putting a gun to Miley Cyrus' head and pulling the trigger.
Whorism by Smiffle April 25, 2014
Griffins are usually tall, and very skinny like it’s kinda bad. If you ask them if they want to hang, they will usually bitch about how they are doing Euro homework. However they are pretty trust worthy and friendly. Sometimes they are very smart and it pisses people off but it’s ok cause they are probably packing. Griffins will also play volleyball and be a bit sus to their teammates. Griffins can be sus a lot of times and accuse others of being sus as well. Not cool 🙄
Random dude: “Hey that guy is skinny and plays volleyballl”

Random girl “must be a griffin, I’ll start talking to that cute guy”
Griffin by Lizzo45 October 21, 2020

Madame Haider 

Considered a sex symbol in many parts of france and the middle east, she looks 18,she often gets mistaken for 16, she has a sicilian driver and sardinian bodyguard. Italian have been at service for her family for 7 generations.
Go with the diamonds, they’re so Madame Haider
Madame Haider by nerdjisse March 15, 2021
An amount of a substance measured out with a 1/32 teaspoon size scoop (often found in containers of pure stevia extract powder).

Popularized by the creators of the Trim Healthy Mama eating plan.
I only added three doonks of stevia to the cup of tea and it was sweet enough for me.
doonk by charcoaldrawing June 14, 2016
The act of systematically having to take a shower after dropping a deuce by psychological fear of somehow smelling like the said deuce.
Hey guys I need to do a Pagnon before going out. Give me 45 minutes
Pagnon by Gascal October 31, 2014
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