Alaskan Mouthpiece
When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
Alaskan Mouthpiece by gpowell31 January 10, 2012
Urban Dictionary
Rathanam
Goondit
Abbreviation.
"Gooner Bum Bandit"
As most Arsenal supporters are hated and of the homosexual persuasion it has been necessary for the bright sparks at the Oxford English Dictionary to recognise the name given to these despicable individuals by the trusted and highly loved Spurs fans.
"Gooner Bum Bandit"
As most Arsenal supporters are hated and of the homosexual persuasion it has been necessary for the bright sparks at the Oxford English Dictionary to recognise the name given to these despicable individuals by the trusted and highly loved Spurs fans.
Goondit by The Spade KOT September 13, 2007
Nonemisis
non·em·i·sis
/ˌnɒnˈɛməsɪs/
noun
Definition
* An individual who maintains a perceived, high-stakes rivalry or "arch-enemy" status with another person, while the target of their hostility views them merely as a persistent, minor irritation.
* A one-sided rival whose efforts to sabotage or outdo are met with indifference, pity, or mild annoyance rather than reciprocal enmity.
Etymology
A portmanteau of the prefix non- (expressing negation or lack) and nemesis (the Greek goddess of retribution; a long-standing rival). It implies a failure to achieve the "prestige" of being a true enemy.
Usage & Examples
The term is most often used to describe a power imbalance in emotional labor—specifically, when one person is "living rent-free" in the other's head, but the door is locked from the outside.
* "I realized Gary thought we were engaged in a decade-long battle for corporate supremacy, but to me, he’s just a nonemisis who talks too loud in the breakroom."
Quick Comparison
| Feature | Nemesis | Nonemisis |
|---|---|---|
| Mutual Recognition | High. You both hate each other. | Low. They hate you; you're just trying to buy groceries. |
| Effort Level | Exhausting for both parties. | 100% effort from them; 2% effort from you. |
| Vibe | Epic, cinematic, dramatic. | Pathos-heavy, awkward, slightly sad. |
| Resolution | A final showdown. | You eventually forget their last name. |
/ˌnɒnˈɛməsɪs/
noun
Definition
* An individual who maintains a perceived, high-stakes rivalry or "arch-enemy" status with another person, while the target of their hostility views them merely as a persistent, minor irritation.
* A one-sided rival whose efforts to sabotage or outdo are met with indifference, pity, or mild annoyance rather than reciprocal enmity.
Etymology
A portmanteau of the prefix non- (expressing negation or lack) and nemesis (the Greek goddess of retribution; a long-standing rival). It implies a failure to achieve the "prestige" of being a true enemy.
Usage & Examples
The term is most often used to describe a power imbalance in emotional labor—specifically, when one person is "living rent-free" in the other's head, but the door is locked from the outside.
* "I realized Gary thought we were engaged in a decade-long battle for corporate supremacy, but to me, he’s just a nonemisis who talks too loud in the breakroom."
Quick Comparison
| Feature | Nemesis | Nonemisis |
|---|---|---|
| Mutual Recognition | High. You both hate each other. | Low. They hate you; you're just trying to buy groceries. |
| Effort Level | Exhausting for both parties. | 100% effort from them; 2% effort from you. |
| Vibe | Epic, cinematic, dramatic. | Pathos-heavy, awkward, slightly sad. |
| Resolution | A final showdown. | You eventually forget their last name. |
stun gun
verb or noun. to insert one finger into the vagina, while simultaneously inserting two into the anus. Optional use of thumb to stimulate clitoris is encouraged. Once fingers are inserted, they are rapidly thrust in and out repeatedly. (similar to the shocker)