Yo! getoffmalawn

"Hey Jake, what did you do last night??"

"Nothing much....oh but i did a little gnoming with shirly for a little while!"

"That's cool man! But not for long? How come?"

"Well she likes getting the beard, but she doesn't like getting fucked in the ass very much"

Moe: "Homer, i said you couldnt come back."
Guy who looks like Homer: "Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Dr. Incognito?"

The National Weather Service in Greenville-Spartenburg has issued a Tornado Warning for Davidsoncabarrusmitchell county in the piedmont of North Carolina.

this indianising of an individual or a culture is exemplified when a person becomes adept at eating with their hands (and intensifies when they can eat rice with their hands), when their spice tolerance levels reach impressive levels (impressive even to desis), when they know and can recount the names of various dishes and the different spice combinations in each and finally concretises when a movie scene with dancing in the rain invokes the use of the fast forward button.
"joans desication/desification is almost complete. she knows how to eat rice with her hands and she can eat spicy food now"

dude, stop peter gazing.