Canadian Sex

Having sex during intermission while watching a hockey game, culminating in the cheers of your Tim Horton's coffee cups for a job well done. Bonus points if a Canadian team is playing. Double bonus points if you finish while watching Coach's Corner with Don Cherry and Ron MacLean.

Dude, we had the best Canadian Sex last night! And the Jets won to boot!

Canadian Sex by Danjay13 November 16, 2018

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fucktangle

1. A geometric shape with an inexplicable number of sides and dimensions. No two are ever alike.

What is that? A trapezoid? It doesn't look quite right.

No, that's a fucktangle.

fucktangle by Me first January 29, 2009

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eban mehrota

bro so small his head reaches ppls waists

i am an eban mehrota. im screwed for life.

eban mehrota by radcool or TBRC February 13, 2022

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synergism

The jism of sinners. When combined with other sinner's jism, becomes more potent.

Watch out for Reverand John's synergism, I heard it gets even the choir boys pregnant it's so potent.

synergism by str8sprung November 21, 2019

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Pizza Pants

Pants related to pizza.
Specifically:
1) Pants worn while enjoying pizza. Old trousers, or in a stain-hiding color or pattern.

2) Pants one is relegated to wearing because you have pizza butt ,aka fat pants.

3) Pants in which one has experienced a pizza-related GI event, aka squirts

4) Theoretical pants made from pizza. Not a real thing, don't be stupid.

1) "Got my pizza pants on, let's go to Luce."

2) "Can't wait until spring when I can get some exercise, lose some weight, and ditch the pizza pants."

3) "I had to take the bus home early, and change outta my nasty pizza pants. I am never going to Pizza Hut again."

4) "Seagulls attacked me in the parking lot. Teaches me for wearing pizza pants."

Pizza Pants by nedjr December 5, 2011

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Girl Scaping

When a girl goe's out of her way to prepare herself for sex e.g Trimming, Waxing and Cleaning.

Man the other night my girl was girl scaping for a whole hour before I got home.

Girl Scaping by Acesarehot October 15, 2010

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Freehand

A cocktail made without measurement.

A cocktail without measured ratio with ingredients on hand, but not lacking understanding of sensory interplay.

Shoot! All I have is amaretto, white rum, bourbon, lime, and an egg. Who wants a freehand!
Dang, this really has a thoughtful interplay of diverse flavors.

Freehand by WillieWa July 12, 2024

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