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teener, (TEE ner) noun. a 1/16th of an ounce, generally methamphetamine.
syn. 'teenager' or 'teenth'
Sue: I'm so glad we came to O'ahu but I'm so totally shot after missing our connection.
Michael: Me too! I thought I'd shit myself when that dog sniffed my ass at LAX.
Sue. OMG! Is that how you schlepped that teener to O'ahu? In yer hidey-hole?
Michael: Yup. I hope it's enough for the next 4 days.
teener by Ned Ludd August 30, 2005

HONEYDETECTED 

When a great-bearded Swede streamer in Twitch channel witness honey somewhere. This external stimulus makes his brain trigger a 140 decibels battlecry that claims that his territory is marked as his.
A gachimuchi song is being played. Fajita is guessing what is the drawing in skribbl.io, when suddently he finds out the bee pointing into the hive is. He is shaking, his eyes are wide open, his heart skips a beat. He has realized.

Rasmus: HONEYDETECTED, HONEYDETECTED, HONEYDETECTED, HONEYDETECTED, HONEYDETECTED!
HONEYDETECTED by IDK_Kevin April 28, 2018
Dude: I tried to hit on Sue but she igged me and just walked away.
Other Dude: So?

Chat room dude: If you continue using caps and that huge font you're gonna be igged.
Chat room asshole: FUCK YOU BITCH!!
Chat room dude: That's it. Now you're igged.
igged by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

hat-headed 

adjective: the condition of ones hair after removing a hat that has been worn for some time.
I needed to comb my hair because removing my hat left me all hat-headed and disheveled.
hat-headed by Howard Cook January 1, 2006

sianched 

When you get sideswiped and you never saw it coming....
"Oh shit girl, you just got sianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"

"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"

"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"
sianched by Hizzlebadizzle November 3, 2020

Squeeze & Savor 

To arouse oneself in the garage or woodshed to the tune of a 10 cd box set of nudie pics
"that guy really knows how to squeeze and savor"
Squeeze & Savor by greggles January 11, 2004
I was trying to say cute but instead crute came out between cute and crocodile.
Crute by Lamashtu7 October 1, 2018
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