jesus

The world's greatest ever conman.

Jesus was the conman every conman since has tried to be. His skills were thousands of years ahead of his time which is how he was so convincing.

His incredible cons have managed to convince over 1 billion people that he was, in fact, the son of God.

Jesus turns water into wine. Everyone is amazed. What they didn't realise is that they were so drunk already that they didn't remember seeing him switch the barrels.

Jesus wakes the dead. Everyone is amazed. No-one saw when he slipped the guy who "died" twenty pieces of silver to fake his own death and then "awaken".

Miracles, my ass

jesus by XLr8oR_2020 June 28, 2010

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Yeetus to the Fetus

1. Yeeting a literal child
2. Leaving youre child at an orphanage
3. Sssniperwolf slang

1. Andy was drunk, yeeted my baby sister and said "YEETUS TO THE FETUS BABAY"
2. Mom: "Riley, you know, when you were little, i left you at an orphanage, said 'yeetus to the fetus' and left you there because youre father is an asshole."
3. Sasha said "yeetus to the fetus" while watching Sssniperwolf. Im concerned.

Yeetus to the Fetus by 24k_Snowy69 December 17, 2021

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pseudo thug

Pseudo thug- N. A "fake" thug, some one who glorifies a lifestyle and imitates something they know (little or) nothing about. synonymous with words like wanksta(black)and poser(white)

"Ever since he (2pac) left these pseudo-thugs can't behave/they use his name/to support frail frames/if it wasn't for them bodyguards, your azz would get maimed/" -Murs, Final Frontier ReMiX

boy 1:That fool J swear he a thug
boy 2:Look at that B.B.Gun he got tucked in his bugle boy jeans.
boy 1:yea you can tell by the bright orange tip on it
boy 2:what a pseudo-thug

pseudo thug by King Gizzle September 8, 2005

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Typical Lunch Eater

describes a person who is not known for anything good and is just there, taking up space.

Megan is a typical lunch eater.

Typical Lunch Eater by Lipz April 17, 2005

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Thot McMuffin

When a pretty female associates with many men and tends to have lost of guys in her vagina

Hey there goes that thot McMuffin, why can’t she just be with me

Thot McMuffin by Ghettowords April 4, 2020

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LGK

A website whose owner scams everyone, puts virus-infested pop-ups on every page, and tries to get you to buy a skillet from Amazon through his account. And there's this giant fat-ass, the self-proclaimed "LGK Man of the Year," who thinks his opinion is absolute truth.

Oh damn, LGK is down again.

LGK by Joe Dodger December 1, 2006

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Indignometer

Indignometer is a way to measure senseless and irritating behaviour. It is used to describe ones feelings toward different situations wether they are involved directly or indirectly

Kristophers indignometer spiked when he noticed the garden wasn’t weeded.

Indignometer by Hogsback September 22, 2021

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