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Head so good it makes your neck explode
She gave me kirk and it was a turning point in our relationship.
Kirk by Tiyicjxjjsmcnd November 1, 2025
place. Slightly weathered settlement devoid of any big-hamlet pretensions situated in the bouldering belt of Alberta. Locally famous for its Parrot Parade each September and the Alberta Sheep Wranglers Hall of Fame, Cremona seeks to embrace a greater degree of ethnic diversity and has recently twinned with Biggar, Saskatchewan.

Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.

Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.

Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.

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Care to visit Cremona this week to get your bogey on and watch a curling rodeo?

Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!

Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
Cremona by gnostic1 September 10, 2011
generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex
Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.
poop-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003
Usally liked by most , very smart ,handsome, hot,sexy and a great friend, but he is a player that sometimes can't be trusted by alot of people but he still has his gnats he hangs out with
Girl:hey is that eidan over there ?
Girl#2:yea he is really cute I just know he is a player from all the other story's

Girl:true, I hear he is dating angelina tho and she can put up with him
Gilr#2:wow
Eidan by Eidans_gf January 19, 2018

Déjá Vag

The feeling of having already seen this vagina before.
I was banging this chick the other night and it was like Déjá vag, all over again! Maybe she has a twin.
Déjá Vag by knathaniel May 27, 2010

Ass Harvesting 

When one bites chunks of ass off

Could also be less literal and just someone who collects asses and mounts them on the wall after mounting them while they were alive.
Guy 1: Yo man what happened to that girl Michelle you were with last night?

Guy 2: Yo man I was ass harvesting that bitch last night!

Guy 1: Nice! ( High fives)
Ass Harvesting by deadfisherman January 7, 2011