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INSIGNIFIKUNT 

INSIFNIFIKUNT- someone of kunty proportion who is completely irrelevant to your life but who seems to be obsessed/interested in it so much they feel the need to discuss/interfere/raise issue about it.
I don’t know why his gf has such a problem with me and so much to say- she’s just an insignifikunt to me…
INSIGNIFIKUNT by JennyBeeQueenBee August 20, 2022

missbutton 

The dastardly button that seems to jump in front of your mouse cursor when your trying to hit something else. Also applies to keyboard shortcuts, trying to scroll and pressing the new fangled "Middle" mouse buttons, etc...
Right click > New > Folde... SHORTCUT! Fuck. Delete shortcut. Fucking missbutton.

Ok, time to replace this text. I'll press Ctl+C to Copy, then Highlight the thing to be replaced, Ctl+C = Fuck. My fatshit fingers didn't hit V did they? Wait, I copied it again didn't I? DEATH TO THE MISSBUTTONS!
missbutton by PixelPusher August 15, 2007
Says the RaNdOmEsT shit. Weird, quirky, charming, strange, funny, self absorbed, and one of the best motherfucking friends you will ever have. Changes their colors every fucking month. Should have a YouTube channel. Needs self improvement.
Kailisa got the good kush.
kailisa by JaeSucca May 8, 2018

skiing down cock mountain 

Jerking off a series of men to climax in succession in the style of a downhill skier using ski-poles.
Rob : Have you had Terrance
John : Are you joking?! He's had everyone in here...he's been skiing down cock mountain
Rob : Well I never....

I'm Scared 

Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.

Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.
"I don't know what to do. I'm scared."

save our behinds 

When people save their behinds, they improve their skills and reduce the number of their shortcomings.
We have to save our behinds instead of saving our faces.
save our behinds by Estellar July 23, 2016
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