Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it

I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl

Cold Carl by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025

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Bossman

A charlatan who is about to get waxed in fantasy basketball

Bossman is FUCKED THIS WEEK

Bossman by BoxMuncher696969696969 November 14, 2022

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mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.

Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.

mud jackin by Mud jacker May 10, 2017

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Barnacle

A straight guy that hangs out with a gay guy in order to hook up with a straight girl

Straight guy: Hey man, do you have any straight girlfriends?
Gay guy:. Don't be such a barnacle!

Barnacle by HeidiAnton July 28, 2015

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Snowmosexuality

The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.

Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O

Snowmosexuality by SPDT November 30, 2010

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fucktard

a fucking retard

You are such a fucktard!

fucktard by smileypoo October 6, 2008

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scholasick

very Sick of school. always wanting to play hooky.

Lopuhoid: Laurie, I am so scholasick!!
Laurie: TELL me about it!
Lopuhoid: The only thing that makes school better is my tothot boyfriend over there!
Laurie: I know!

scholasick by Lopuhoid September 27, 2007

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