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Urban Dictionary

Googling off 

passing time Googling different people or things or experimenting with new Google features when you really should be doing something more productive, namely working; derived from "goofing off"
Ex. 1: "I've got this huge project at work that I need to finish by tomorrow, yet I still spent the entire morning Googling off."

Ex. 2: "Karl should have been working on his TPS reports, but instead spent the day Googling off by playing with Google Maps to find a Thai restaurant in Bellefonte, Pa."
Googling off by WED September 4, 2005

dunckelnaitor 

A dunckelnaitor is a 40 something year old,
... Has Been... Who can't keep his dick in his pants or his brain in his skull....
Usually is part of a crew known as BBC...
(BURDENED BY CAITLIN)..
A male usually who reflects on his regrets in a really horribly UN thought out song, sung by a drunkard who hates his reality so he plays 80s and rocks out at the wash board!!
Dude!!! Did you see that band last night, they acted like band players but pissed their selves and ended up broke and poor.. totally a ......Dunckelnaitor.......
Keun is the type of guy every girl wants and he knows how to treat a woman like a Queen. He a real nigga but can be nonchalant sometimes. They know how to get money and how to make friends
Aye Keun is such a good guy
Keun by goatof goat November 22, 2021

Masturbate 

Guys- To rapidly yank your crank.
Chicks- To use variouse toys and satisfy yourself, or an electric toothbrush.
Masturbate by Maddie April 17, 2005

Tombstone Tackle 

Position done in a graveyard where you have the female bend over a tombstone, then you lay on top of her and fuck her doggie style.
I tombstone tackled bridgette all night long.
Tombstone Tackle by JDAltazar January 29, 2003

Manginuity 

An adjectival combination of the words "man" and "ingenuity". Manginuity frequently involves the use of duct tape.

1) The basic engineering and technical know-how that comes with being male. 2) The inherint male ability to jury rig anything, or make a simple device out of common or household items a la McGyver.

Can be conjugated to a verb, "mangineer".
"Sorry I'm late, the faucet was leaking and the wife made me mangineer a solution."

Dude A- The lamps on my old fan fell off, so I took some duct tape and jury rigged the thing.

Dude B- Man, thats some real manginuity
Manginuity by capncrutch January 9, 2009
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