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Urban Dictionary

Jesus Chrystler 

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
Jesus Chrystler by Jefbag October 3, 2009

you could do better

a hating ass bitch that can’t get a nigga
oh my! look at that bitch ass pussy over there. she said I could do better 🤔
you could do better: hating ass female
you could do better by sano ! January 11, 2022
Jabre is very kind hearted doesn’t give up he is very loyal to his peers and his family and friends but don’t get on there or his bad side because that’s not a good side of jabre and doesn’t like too show that side much but if he us to they will
Oh that’s jabre

I hate him
Don’t get on his bad side
Jabre by Ikesmfkcmf f November 22, 2021

fleur de link 

The vaguely flower-like symbol on all USB plugs
Always install the USB plug with the fleur de link facing upwards.
fleur de link by ksmanning November 8, 2009

quistianity

im a quistian bro.. quistianity is the way of life.
quistianity by vampbitches May 5, 2022

call the boss

Euphemism for Masturbation. What the cable installer is really doing when he says he has to go back to his truck to call his boss.

Also derived from the idea that the penis makes any decisions in men's lives, and is therefore "the boss."
I had a rough day today. I'm going t go home, open a beer, and call the boss.
call the boss by McDeac March 5, 2015
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