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Watering the Bushes 

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!
Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
Watering the Bushes by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

Pussy Modding Fag 

A person who uses a modded controller in any shooting game from Gears of War to Call of duty. Phrase is usually used as a comment or comeback from when some one is killed by a fully automatic weapon.
That pussy modding fag just shot me. THere is no way his gun can shoot that fast!!!

opinionception 

Typically used in web forums when two or more people's opinions conflict followed by the intertwining of said opinions. Stemming from the movie, Inception.
Subscriber 1: Wow, that girl's booty is garbage!
Subscriber 2: Your opinion of booty is garbage!
Subscriber 1: Your opinion of my opinion of booty is garbage!
Subscriber (from left field): Whoa, dudes. Opinionception.
Hemdeep isn't a real name. This fat prick is always around ruining lives. Get doha'd m8.
Don't be such a Hemdeep
A Hotel you visit with your bros.
Hey dawg, lets go to that brotel next weekend, its only for bros!
Brotel by Dr. CEO March 22, 2023
The most bad ass beautiful amazing funny smart women you will ever meet if you arnt having a good day she will make you happier than anything or anybody she is perfection in a body nothing or anybody can compare to her
Sherion
Sherion by Skarin69 May 6, 2015

Embarradumbass 

It is the feeling you get after waving or smiling at someone (Person A) you thought acknowledged you when it was actually meant for the person behind you (Person B). Embarrassment would be the closest thing to that feeling, but the event happens so often that it deserves its own term. What follows the incident is Person A chuckling and pointing at Person B, who they were actually interacting with. In worse case scenarios, Person A is a crush of yours, and you realize that it was your heart making a fool out of you in public. You sink in despair and attempt to get out of there as quickly as possible. You begin to contemplate all the terrible choices you've made in life. Some would also use it to describe the feeling you receive from telling your waiter "thanks, you too" after he/she said, "enjoy your meal". Ultimately, in both scenarios, you end up feeling like crawling under a table, screaming at the top of your lungs, and never showing your face to the public again.
Jimmy, I feel so Embarradumbass right now. Jenny wasn't waving at me but at James who was right next to me.
Embarradumbass by herejeffrey January 25, 2018
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