The greatest band in the history of this christ-forsaken place, Avenged-mother-fucken-sevenfold are badass! Likewise are Children of Bodom, another band that kicks ass. check them out too yo!
i'll stab ya man. I will...if you dislike A7X or talk shett, dat is...
Man, I had such a shitty day today. My hamster Giggles escaped from his cage and ate a whole package of Pop Rocks. I had to take him to the Vetinarian but before I got there he exploded all over the dashboard of my new car. It wasn't cute.
When a drunk person in a bar asks you to take a photo of them, using there phone, and you instead take a selfie. You must take the selfie, and then a photo of the person or group, because they will look when you return their phone. That way, they will see the photo they want, and move on. Then, however long it teas them to realize it, one day they will say: "who the fuck is that?....."
"That guy wanted me to take his pic with those two girls, but I selfie-bombed him instead. I've become a selfie-bombing connoisseur."