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Devvo is the Lej in my opinion. Hes so funny and chats aload of rubbish. The best Chav video's on the internet. Loves to say "Waaaaaah", "Dick'ed" and "Bell-end"
I need 20p so I can.............. because..............ive gota ring Japan cos..............ive got erm, me mates are in Japan and its always night time, So if you give me 20p I can ring em.
devvo by <3-Devvo April 8, 2005

sit and shit 

Where one quickly sits down to take a quick dump and then continues with normal life after a 3 minute or less crap
Guy 1: Man I need to take a crap

Guy 2: we are in such a rush just pull a sit and shit
sit and shit by Wray man December 2, 2015
A system which determines who's better in NCAA football by having a computer make the choice in a way which makes no logical sense to any real human. It is also a system that will screw over really good teams like Oregon, TCU, and LSU.
Hey, why didn't your team move up in BCS ranking?
Because the jerks at the BCS think teams that lose in this season but were good in the past deserve tops spots more than us.
BCS by Bob Madlehouser October 20, 2010

Twitter Alter Ph 

Pervert Online Community

Portal for Sex Videos , Nude Pictures & Online Prostitution
Twitter Alter Ph is a street slang for Nymphomaniac

Ms.wangs indian influence 

If you are one of the unlucky students to have fallen into Ms.Wang's trap this year, you have noticed she smells really funky. Well that is her indian influence, from when she hung out with fat indian men twice her size. She is somehow part indian and her indian accent slips out every now and then so if she tries to touch you with her buttery greasy hands, JUST RUN.
"Ooooooo whats that smelllllll, hey ms wang why you coming here"
" oohohohoooooo shes coming its the ms.wangs indian influence time she will touch you runnn"
Can be used in any sentence to mean anything u want or to add and extra kick to the sentence. Or instead of legit, literally, serious and actually.

Can be used instead of geshmak.
Deadass it just took me 20 minutes to open my beer.
Deadass by May Goyang-i August 28, 2019