When one hurts themselves during menial tasks.

thats when your computer is fundamentally real slow but you think that double clicking things like mad will actually have an effect

To tell a story as if had actually happened to you, but the story involved actually happened to someone else or was made up entirely.

In honor of Fark.com member FNORGBY, who claimed that he had walked into Taco Bell, tried to pay with a $2 bill, and got into a big mess over whether $2 bills actually existed. It's a frickin' urban legend.

the ultimate superman able to leap tall step stools with a single bound. Though seriously - a soux chef, a friend indeed (when a friend is in need), an intellectual, although politically misguided, capable, stylish, fun, superman! - Renu

a person who has a love of many things, specifically women and gadgets. Through the course of collecting both the person many times forgets where he left either or what it's original purpose was. But the love always remains. - Mukul

one who always wears hats! - Hardeep

my Shabu-Shabu buddy :) - Menka

one who never leaves his neighborhood, never returns people's $ or belongings, but has a BIG heart + I love dearly. -Varsha

a person who loves Texas football more than me - Chirag

Anand, your hospitality, humor, sports allegiance (UT) and Facebook updates (ALL OF THEM) make me feel privileged to have met you and, more importantly entertained by you. Happy Birthday! -Navin

A genuinely great hearted person who is generous but has a very messy office. :) -Soumya

One who is one of the few last gentleman-maybe that's just the side that we see :) Happy Birthday Anand. Keep Rocking - ???

CatBoxGMZ is a Famous Youtuber.
He does regular videos. Mostly Virtual Droid. A game like VR chat

A person who walks as though they are a drunken clown with wobbly legs. Sometimes associated with someone who has underdeveloped leg muscles or lacks physical coordination causing an awkward scattery walk.