Urban Dictionary
Jankster Gangster
From the word Jank meaning messed, screwed or fucked up. This is a person who walks around like hot shit on a golden platter but acts more like a cold turd on a paper plate.
Jankster Gangster by Kokopellisweety March 6, 2020
life
life by vnfjvnrjvn April 16, 2022
Wii Sports
wii game where you swing the wiimote a lot and it leaves you worn out and sore as hell the next day.
Wii Sports by Nessykins :D December 12, 2008
The Lego Movie
A 5 star-movie by directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. The most amazing, awesome, and beautiful masterpiece that has ever graced the world of film. It has incredible special effects, a fantastic story, and such feelings at the end that it would bring a grown man to tears. Overall, "Awesome".
- "You see The Lego Movie?"
"Yeah! Such feelings..."
- "You have that song stuck in your head from The Lego Movie?"
"You mean "Everything is Awesome!!!"
"Now its stuck in my head! But I love it!"
"Yeah! Such feelings..."
- "You have that song stuck in your head from The Lego Movie?"
"You mean "Everything is Awesome!!!"
"Now its stuck in my head! But I love it!"
The Lego Movie by Jacobawitz1 July 5, 2014
chris martin
A form of dancing, modelled on how Chris Martin dances on stage when performing. It is slighly crazy, usually involving standing on one foot and moving all of your other limbs in spasm like movements. Very amusing to watch and can usually be passed off as drunk dancing
Courtney - "AHHHHH!!! CHRIS MARTIN DANCE"
Cara - "AHHHH!!!!"
<both dance Chris Martin style, nearly taking out everybody else on the dancefloor. Everybody looks then begins to copy>
Cara - "Looks like like our Chris Martin dancing was fair sweet aight?"
Courtney - "aight"
Cara - "AHHHH!!!!"
<both dance Chris Martin style, nearly taking out everybody else on the dancefloor. Everybody looks then begins to copy>
Cara - "Looks like like our Chris Martin dancing was fair sweet aight?"
Courtney - "aight"
chris martin by avinrali August 10, 2006
Reexist
Younger Brother: Why do you keep staring at me like that?
Older Brother: I'm trying to develop my Hate-O-Vision powers.
Younger Brother: Is it working?
Older Brother: No, because you haven't begun ceasing to exist.
Younger Brother: Well, if you want, I could just walk over there and you could pretend like I don't exist.
Older Brother: Well, if you don't exist, I won't have to buy you lunch, anymore.
Younger Brother: Well then I'll just reexist at lunchtime.
Older Brother: You can't reexist. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's not even a word.
Younger Brother: Yes it is.
Older Brother: Nope, it doesn't exist.
Younger Brother: It does now, because I just reexisted it.
Older Brother: .... Good point. You win.
Older Brother: I'm trying to develop my Hate-O-Vision powers.
Younger Brother: Is it working?
Older Brother: No, because you haven't begun ceasing to exist.
Younger Brother: Well, if you want, I could just walk over there and you could pretend like I don't exist.
Older Brother: Well, if you don't exist, I won't have to buy you lunch, anymore.
Younger Brother: Well then I'll just reexist at lunchtime.
Older Brother: You can't reexist. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's not even a word.
Younger Brother: Yes it is.
Older Brother: Nope, it doesn't exist.
Younger Brother: It does now, because I just reexisted it.
Older Brother: .... Good point. You win.
Reexist by Pillagebones March 15, 2011