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sticker-fixer 

I put a sticker-fixer on my paper cut
sticker-fixer by Lashaeok July 31, 2017
A stripper who is too diseased and/or unattractive to persuade anyone too approach the stage during her performance. Commonly seen cleaning the stripper pole with a spray bottle of Windex for most or all of their allotted performing time, hence the name.
Man, the strip club was so lame last night! Nothing but windykes scrubbing the pole, all night long. I wouldn't let any of them touch my pole, they all have herpagonasyphilaids!
Windyke by Stripficianado December 20, 2013

dumbrooding

The act of having sex with farm animals (sheep,cows,pigs;etc..)
When I was in West Virginia some redneck was dumbrooding a sheep of enormous size.
dumbrooding by Cory Lankford May 19, 2006
Attractive guy with nice eyes. Talented and smart. Everybody needs a Jordy in their life, he is a good understandable person. He is also a very good loving boyfriend. If you are dating a Jordy then you’re lucky.
Girl: I wish I was dating a Jordy
Boy: why?
Girl: because he’s 100000 times better than you
Jordy by TheLoyalMan October 26, 2018
overloading the bottom lip with a big dip
Damn I'm craving some nicotine, I need to throw in a fat hog.
hog by kevin February 27, 2003

Fortnite 

Fortnite:What’s ligma????
Fortnite by Uhwhshsixhsjbxjs November 11, 2018
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