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teabagging

A term heavily used in the first-person shooter multiplayer online game "Battlefield 2." Teabagging is referred as, upon a successful kill of another player, crouching over the head of the victim's dead body as they lay on their back (dead); and doing so repeatedly in a "teabagging" motion. This act is to shame and humiliate the victim player, and usually incites anger and violence. This act is not unlike dances performed by football players after a touchdown.
"John began teabagging Jane after his hand grenade blew up next to her head; this angered Jane greatly."
teabagging by Joenathan December 28, 2005
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Meltifying 

A person who makes you melt inside, to describe one's attractiveness.
"Lavi you're meltifying" "Do you see him, hes meltifying!!"
Meltifying by >Yan< March 2, 2021

Letter to the President 

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.
That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.
This is a godly shrine for all who dare eat. When somebody who likes subway hears "I like McDonalds", they scream in rage and throw stuff at you.
Let's go to a subway level restaurant.
Subway by Dog Ford\ October 25, 2019
Bitches
Bih ● ch ● es

something you will never have.
Person1: Hey do you have any bitches?
person2: no i don't have any bitches.
person1: do you want to date me?
person2 No i want some bitches im not gay.
zak(batman) is strong and quiet. He avoids social events except when its necessary for him to make an appearance. Zak(batman) is very lovable when you get to know him but initially it is hard to make it past the walls around his heart. Zak(batman) is tall, has dark and curly hair, and amazing style. All the girls love him and he ignores them all except for that one special girl. Zak(batman) is loyal ane also a genius. Some call him an ordinary civilian but those that know him call him batman. Zak(batman) is a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante and a heavy metal rapping machine.
Ordinary Civilian: woah i havent been robbed in weeks!
Me: Oh thats just zak, doing his duty.
Zak by fall_bunny April 1, 2024

Chunky Anus 

Abbreviations include, but are not limited to, Chungus.
Dude, stop being such a chunky anus, or alternatively, I love your chunky anus.
Chunky Anus by Pipettepenis December 23, 2018