Shakin' hands with shorty

slang for male masturbation

"Damn, I just got to shakin' hands with shorty when my old lady walked in."

Shakin' hands with shorty by runfrom1 September 30, 2004

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Guapo floppo

When you stick magic mushrooms up your ass and after 16 hours you take them out and eat them

I couldn’t go to the family reunion cause I was off the guapo floppo

Guapo floppo by Franjo September 27, 2020

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chatcest

When you and your friends talk in multiple groupchats.

If we're cheating on ourselves with ourselves isn't that like chatcest?

chatcest by poeticsnek July 11, 2017

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Farturbating

Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).

The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING

I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating

Farturbating by MasturBATing September 27, 2010