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Blursturbate 

To beat off so fast that your jacking arm looks like a blur.
I saw Eugene blursturbate in the bathroom. His arm looked like Bruce Lee's in Enter the Dragon. Man he can pull that pud mighty fast.

hastygloom 

A very cool streamer who provides an amazing environment for her community. Lover of Snow boogers, Les Mis, but isn't too into Hamilton.

Another term for Step-sister
Viewer: Did you watch hastygloom last night?

Viewer 2: Yeah I saw she got stuck!
hastygloom by cgoodman53672 December 9, 2020

mother lake

the lake where rosalia swam before releasing el mal querer
she did backstrokes in the mother lake
mother lake by mimayukikanator April 29, 2022
Every year SLU has a tradition where Spider-Man eats copious amounts of Taco Bell in the dolphin pond. But in 2025, a mix up occurred when Spider-man confused taco beef with a student who is named Beef
Are you going to the beefoff?
Beefoff by SLU_Slang May 5, 2025
Keira is a badass and will piss people off on purpose. However, she just likes to mess around with you for fun, if she does then she really like you and enjoys being around you. She is funny, kind and stunning. She has lots of friends but has her inner circle. Keira is usually blonde above 5” and has blue/grey eyes. Keira is very attractive and loads of boys have a crush on her even though she might not see it.
Boy1: omg I’m talking to this girl and she is so funny and nice and she is soo good looking.
Boy2: really? Wow that’s a rare combination is she called Keira?

Boy1: ye she is that’s probably why.
Keira by Gucci_calling January 2, 2020

Smith Puget

Super hero, thrower of Sharpies, tour manager of AFI. Also great at flipping off babies.
See also: God
Jade Puget: So why do you flip off babies?

Smith Puget: Because...if you flip off a baby you're the first person ever to flip off that human being in their entire life. I'll flip off the whole next generation.
Smith Puget by Esske November 20, 2009
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