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Zoolancer 

A Zoolancer is a common Freelance Graphics Designer, either motion, 3D, web or print. Each Zoolancer has to deal with the weirdness that surrounds him at work every day in Zooworld. Being it producers, creative directors or project managers or the insanity that every client brings on a daily basis.
A typical day in the life of a Zoolancer is something like this

Your boss tells you:

to use 1000's of lens flares

to use comic sans

you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d

you should do it with a shape layer

this comp needs more pre-comps

to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping

to use a program you don't know so you will be faster

tbc
Zoolancer by Zoolancer April 11, 2010
To eliminate something by hitting it to a high speed.
Josh threw the water bottle, while saying "YEET"
Yeet by User882277 September 9, 2019
Maddy don’t trust her. She’ll act like you’re friend and fuck your man don’t let her kindness get to you. She try’s to act shy but funny but deep down she’s a freak and will get with anyone no matter what. Even though she got no body she will still send.
“Did you see Maddys nude”

“What nudes I didn’t see shit”
Yeah because there ain’t shit”
Maddy by Alaina rae June 18, 2020

Assjackel 

Assjackel (ass-jack-ill)

1. A Man Who Loves A Big Ass On His Women.
2. When A Girls Skirt Is Too Low, And You Can See Her Saggy Ass.
1. Man, You Shoulda Seen The Assjackel At The Part, Grabbing Every Womans Ass, The Jerk.
2. Damn, Did You Ever Make It To The Party? This Girls Assjackel Was Just Out In The Open, She Bent Down And God Damn, I Saw Her Saggy White Ass!
Assjackel by haleymichael October 22, 2010
This green ogre who has a don.... just watch the film man and get off your phone it's 3 am.
SOMBODY ONCE TOLD ME... the Shrek anthem ( all star by SmashMouth)
Shrek by ImAlreadyTracerGirl December 23, 2018
A shit. The word 'shit' said in the style / accent of film star nick note.
I'm just gonna go for a quick nolte.
nolte by steve van damme July 12, 2014

my mammers 

Someone's mom ,lol ya that's right nivek notsum's mom ,$uper momma, angela maxwell
That's my mammers
my mammers by Simon Saysso February 2, 2022
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