Urban Dictionary
nature sex
nature sex by Taco donkey May 27, 2014
shotgun the toilet
When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.
-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
shotgun the toilet by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019
voluntold
voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
Example 1:
Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.
Example 2:
Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.
Example 2:
Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
voluntold by Honorarius April 17, 2006
Word of the Day on December 25, 2016
Maple Grove Minnesota
Typical yuppie suburban American town with a superiority complex. There are more cops per capita than anywhere else who have nothing better to do than pull you over for no reason and bust high schoolers parties to take the mike's hard lemonade home to their wives. Everyone has a dog and 2 kids. Everyone thinks they're cooler than everyone else because they had that monogrammed Hollister shirt first. For some reason the guys think its cool to spike their hair up like aaron carter at aaron's party. The mom's all bleach their hair and the dad's wear the same jeans they wore in the nineties. It used to be the fastest growing city in Minnesota but then the housing market crashed and no one wanted to live in those cookie cutter houses anymore. At the high school football games which you totes have to attend the girls all think leggings are real pants and say fun things to the opposing team like, "we've got money yes we do, we've got money how bout you." even though they have no more money than anyone else in this delightful state. They have a nice mall. Also their mascot is a maple leaf...
Maple Grove Minnesota by scrapmetal December 4, 2011
prison knife
prisoner1: yo did you hear about bill.
prisoner2: ya bob killed him with a prison knife.
prisoner1: sad.
prisoner2: ya.
prisoner1: he had kids.
prisoner2: didn't you know that's how he got here he killed them.
prisoner1: oh no I droped my soap.
prisoner2: ya bob killed him with a prison knife.
prisoner1: sad.
prisoner2: ya.
prisoner1: he had kids.
prisoner2: didn't you know that's how he got here he killed them.
prisoner1: oh no I droped my soap.
prison knife by josh 1 February 4, 2012