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Alabama Snow Shovel

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.
You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.

Lipper Slipper 

When you are slamming a dry puss and no lubrication available. You put in chewing tobacco and spit on her clit.
Becky got your drunk ass back to her trailer with her 3 kids. You find the Sahara desert down below. Put in a dip and hit her with the lipper slipper.
Lipper Slipper by Narnzulx March 23, 2018

epic comeback

When someone insults you and you say something so epic its leaves them shaking on the ground.
Person: Yo ego is as big as the world.
You: So is yo mama.
(that's an epic comeback for all you dinguses too stupid to know, but if you knew, good job)

A Clockwork Orange 

a stupid piece of literal and cinematographical dense shit refered as a masterpiece mostly by the snoobish people
"oh my god havent u seen the A Clockwork Orange movie yet? get the fuck away man, why are u still talking to me?"
Similar to lonely, except specific to the situation of a single person desiring romantic companionship; adjective.
-blerfliness; noun.
Ever since we broke up, I've been feeling awfully blerf!

Once separated, the blerfliness set in and with that came the overeating.
Blerf by Baylor Bear Chupe September 3, 2013

bingbongs 

The things you dont have to pay a dead hooker because her rotten snatch couldn't spend them anyway.
I saved all my bingbongs up to buy new kittens for my water balloon launcher.
bingbongs by Purple snizz licker February 15, 2019