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phucktarded 

Something so extremely undescribable that there are no other words.
Ny best friend is seriously phucktarded.

People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.

That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.

All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded
phucktarded by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Stagnant 

/ˈstæɡ·nent/ adj.
to stay the same and not grow or develop
The Band Machine Gun Vendetta has really gone stagnant after 15 years.
Stagnant by Words smith January 14, 2019

maniacal as a box full of kittens 

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.
I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

National rub clit day 

On April 24 you gotta rub that clit till she be shaking you got days to grab tits and ass you also gotta mess with the other parts of the body. You can’t stop until she fully made her pants turn from grey to black from being so wet.
Example 1: have fun on national rub clit day
a good looking person that cant speak English and has great friends
you are so vian
vian by that one nice girl May 3, 2021
n. (1) Criminal, (2) bitch, or (3) an exclamation made to annoy someone.

v. (1) To steal from, or (2,3) any sexual verb.
Noun:
1. I'm glad that snook went to jail.
2. That fucking snook took my lunch!
3. (The teacher starts to teach) and the kids (yell "snook!" at random times to annoy her).

Verb:
1. I heard Johnny snooked {from} the library.
2. Yeeeahhh i got snooked last night...
3. So, do you wanna snook sometime after school?
snook by Bethalina April 9, 2008
In US Navy slang, a reference to persons of the Electronics Technician (ET) rating, exclusively. Often used derisively.
Nukes come in three flavors:knuckle-draggers, wire-biters, and twidgets.
twidget by SubFT August 11, 2012
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