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absinthemindedly

doing something dumb when fucked up on absinthe.
*John just drank a shit-ton of absinthe*
Matt: dude! John just absinthemindedly jumped off the roof!!
A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.
She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.

She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
handjob by Hand Jobs SUCK October 8, 2006

horse-puckey 

something or someone that is worthless or of no value
what he said is horse-puckey
horse-puckey by nate vargas July 16, 2006

fucking horny 

sexually aroused to the point of feeling your sexual organs will explode
Diana, those morning videos have got me so fucking horny.
fucking horny by Brettwads June 23, 2021
Skylar is a girl name that is of English orgin there are many meanings to Skylar but my favorite one is water giver . Given this information we can tell that Skylar is A British girl with massive tits her main job is as a wet nurse and usually smashes a lot of guys we can tell by the name water giver she is usually never out of boob milk which is why she is a wet nurse.
Skylar stop feeding my baby I have formula

Skylar: no I have much more formula to spare
Skylar by poop the man April 17, 2019

bettye myers middle school 

the school where all the Mexicans think they gangsters and black where all the white people try to fit in with the black people and where all the black girls think they can fight. also the teacher think they the stuff and the principals act like they care which they don't ..
"is this the hood ?"

"no its Bettye myers middle school"
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