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Urban Dictionary

Hoeflation 

Hoeflation is the result of two words put together. Hoe and inflation.

It is a slang which basicly means that it is the variation in the amount of money a man would have to spend on himself and on dates in order to meet the superficial requirements which "HOES" find attractive.

Since meeting girls or women that fit the carachteristics of a "hoe" are usually shallow and superficial, to invest in yourself in order to satisfy those requirements is in true an awful way to spend your money.
Average Joe : Why can't I find a nice girl to share a life together, to be my wife, to have a family and to raise kids? I’m getting tired of this dating life.

Wiseman : I see you all fit and groomed, dating girls from dating apps and in the end you are always complaining about anxiety and loneliness. Using your vocabulary I would say that HOEFLATION is too high nowadays. Women tend be much more selective than men on dates and nowadays with the help of dating apps, the options for women are virtually endless. So, in order to stand out between so many options, men are spending much more money in looks and material things in order to get the hoes attention.

Average Joe : So, what should I do?

Wiseman : Uninstall any dating apps completely, invest in knowledge and in your health. Be aware of life around you. Knowledge raises perception. Be interesting. The price of HOES may be very high nowadays but real women are PRICELESS and also YOU.
A person which is oversized or borderline obese
Stop eating or you will be be oversized or borderline obese like fatpete
Fatpete by Gas machine January 21, 2022

Rectangling 

When you hit 4 rockets at one person at the same time.
Example of rectangling: Mad, kv, kim, and ki rectangled the poop out of bdvjco.
Rectangling by theoneandonlykv June 27, 2021

cisgender 

Cisgender ( abbreviated to cis)

an unnecessary and sometimes derogatory term that is synonymous with normal and used to label people who do not deviate from gender norms. Such as females who identify as female and males who identify as male.
Why can't cis women recognize how they experience privilege by being cisgender? (an actual quote)

Calling me a cis man or cisgender man is the same as calling me a man and in most of the world, they will look at you strangely if you self-identify as cisgender.
cisgender by TerranMan November 30, 2022

grease pony 

A slur typically used against gingers. it originated from an unknown person on Quora saying that ginger hair is just a greasy version of blonde hair. The term pony in it was originally in there to mention longer haired gingers such as Dave Mustaine but has since turned into a generalised slur towards all gingers
Person 1: I love Megadeth but I understand why Metallica kicked him from when he was with them

Person 2: Exactly! You should never trust a Grease Pony!
grease pony by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022