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Mathalete 

Definition 1: Someone who is a ninja at maths.
Bill: Dude what's a martingale?

Josh: A martingale is a stochastic process where the expected value of all the future values equals the current value.

Bill: How the fuck do you know this shit!?

Josh: I'm a mathalete.
Mathalete by The JTC May 25, 2010

abercrombie 

Abercrombie is such a nice store. It is classy and cute. It might be a little expensive but what cute store isnt? ex. Bebe. Sequin tops, ripped jeans, and message tops are the hottest things there. Hollister and American Eagle are just like Abercrombie but cheaper.
"Where did you get that cute ass shirt? I love the sequins!"
"I only got it at Abercrombie."
abercrombie by xOx Diana September 13, 2005

Panda Intervention 

Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.
Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"
Panda Intervention by t33n3r March 31, 2010
She is kindof addicted to memes to much and pretends she is a flailing deflated dinosaur all the time. Her mind is in another world, and has a lot of problems with the last three brain cells she has left. I wish I could say I have never met an Amelie before. Please help. Amelie uses her knowledge on Greys Anatomy to pretend she is smart, but she is really just spouting shit from her tiny ass mouth. Her eyes are so fat that she looks like a goldfish that Just cam back from a traumatic war. Whikle she wouldn't admit it, Amelie has killed multiple people over disagreeing with her Opinions on Greys Anatomy. She spends most of her weekends dancing, crying and drinking Vodka. WARNING: IF YOU STEAL HER JUUL, SHE WILL KILL U. befreind her at your own risk
Person 1: omg you are acting like such an Amelie rn!
Person 2: I know right, *plays chasing cars by Snow Patrol.
To be a grout you must carry off the visual appearence of pastel white skin, severe case of acne resulting in the impression that he has been drinking blood, hong kong eyes, gay faggot hair, blood shot eyes,lowriding pants, random neck jolts at innapropriate times, 10 second response to jokes, eats nut whilst tilting his head back in an unapropriate manner, uses unneccessary loads of emoticons on msn and even myspace where they dont even work, use odd symbols when typing such as ~~~, assume that everybody enjoys his company when in reality they dont, have a girlfriend who is equally ugly and stupid, speaking of being stupid, to be a grout you must also rarely understand current slang, jokes being told and criticise other peoples stories when actually he has no stories of real interest himself, uncoordinated in physical jolts and movement especially in the sporting arena. a grout also has the strange ability to raise one eyebrow at also innapropriate times causing his appearence to appear even uglier and stupid than what it already is. a grout also uses regular "gangster" language in conversations expecially online or in text messages where in fact he is actually the last person on this earth to appear of black descent.

The main and outlining feature of a grout however is the inability to create fads, group sayings and overall fails to bring anything of real use to the group, he struggles to be funny, cool, entertaining (except when laughing at his faults) and in a nutcase fails to be accepted in the "kennedy crew" at all.
Example 1:
Cramb: This guy went to a zoo, there was only 1 dog in it, it was a shit-zoo
Entire K crew minus grout: RAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
*10 seconds later*
Grout: Ha *neck movement whilst raising eyebrow*

Example 2:
Mr Hindle: hey kennedy crew wat do u guys bring to the group?
Beau: toilet jokes
Cramb: sarcastic jokes
Matt: odd laugh
Jardi: hypothetical situations + attitude
Taunton: little womanlike features
Sads: bursts of screaming
Michael: poor devo quotes
Grout: nothing

Example 3:
Passer By: Hey look at that retard who talks black, hinges his neck awkwardly, raises his eyebrow, brings nothingto the group, butt ugly
Other Passer by: oh my god has he been drinkng blood
Passer By: oh wait its just grout
Grout by Evana Humpalot September 21, 2008
Super cool mofo who's tight with everyone. Good at everything he does. Charismatic,charming,daring, handsome and beastly.A person everyone wants to know. Good with the ladies. The loudest one in the room. Will back up his hommies, especially in a fight. Loves to party. Addicted to women. Self-centered sometimes. Never humble. Overall a person you need in your life.
Man! I wish i was a Caleb!

When i grow up i wanna be a Caleb.

I wanna date a Caleb They're soooo Cool.
Caleb by Gary Oxford January 13, 2010
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