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The best guys you can ever meet. He has his ways and isn't really popular but a lot of people know him. He cares so much just wont show it because he is scared people wont like him. Jose is the best guy you can meet. HE is also very athletic and handsome. Dont give up on "Jose". you will regret it🙂
Girl 1: Bruh i hate Jose

Girl 2: *Punches girl 1*
Girl 2: DONT TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT

Boy 1: Jose is my best friend and hes awesome

Boy 2: YEA!
Jose by Shxdowxx February 12, 2023

jump someone 

Jump on top of them and rutally fuck
Oh man! She's so hot!! Man if I could jump someone right now it would so be her
jump someone by Happybird432 February 9, 2015
when someone says something stupid or has a "blonde" moment, another person will yell shotty and hit the person on the back of the neck
Eddy: Wait, did he just say we're going elk hunting?
You: Noooo, he asked if you thought that was funny. That's a shotty.
Shotty by cierraholly November 30, 2010

Bowl of Fuck 

What you usually say to someone who is asking you to do something you dont want to do. Can also be used to drive somebody you dont like away from you.
My mom used to tell people she didnt like to go eat a Bowl of Fuck!
Bowl of Fuck by shealynn October 1, 2015

conversation sex 

An intimate conversation between two people where they explore the opposing person's mind, penetrating every possible entrance to their brains. Conversation sex is used to get to know the other person at a deeper level then day to day conversation allows.
"I really felt like I got to know her last night; we had some tight conversation sex."

"He said he was into poetry three times, but I didn't respond....dropping big hints for some hot conversation sex."
conversation sex by jj ponderosa January 16, 2012

Cup racist 

Throwing away a specific type of cup or throwing away a cup of a specific person.
My dad was being cup racist when he threw away all of the females cups.
Cup racist by Indaeya Avere June 14, 2018
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