Blan

A rude comeback or action which surprises the other person or persons which is used by others not the person to say the comeback.

She's more stupid than a donkey.

Wow, you're really blan dude.

I hate her, she's really ugly. She'll never get a boyfriend.

Why are you so blan?

Blan by dangerouslypurple November 7, 2010

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Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.

Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?

Lumber jacking by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011

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Mud Hut

Taking a poop that has the consistency of mud.

“ I’ve gotta go build a mud hut for the poo poo tribe.”

Mud Hut by Peterpumpkineater_69 October 13, 2019

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jackphuck

demeaning: somewhere between a jack-off and a phuckstick. Variant of jackfuck used to avoid certain filters.

Randy is such a jackphuck when he posts crap like that.

jackphuck by dingoatemybaby September 8, 2008

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your world

awesome show with neal cavuto on fox news.

person 1:did you watch your world today?
person 2:fuckin a man thats the best show ever.

your world by tuce January 19, 2004

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Shaker Showdown

A competition amongst of a group males where one male announces "Shaker Showdown!" and all other males begin to masturbate ferociously. The winner of the showdown is whoever ejaculates the fastest.

Sitting around the dinner table: "Alright boys, Shaker Showdown!!"

Shaker Showdown by #1 Shaker April 5, 2008