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Halldór And Ísak 

Halldór and Ísak are a rare bread in Iceland known for they’re Really Really small Dicks
Person 1: wait wait wait..

Person 2: wh-
Person 1: Ssssshh
Person 1: “whispers” Those are Halldór and Ísak

Person 2: Screams “OH MY GOD

‘Halldór and Ísak runs off’
Person 1: Are you Stupid
Halldór And Ísak by Guuud November 1, 2019
A woman that is to be preyed upon
"Look at that pretty girl Bob "
" I see her Mike , but she's too good to be femprey "
Femprey by Blainiac April 7, 2024

SOP (Speed of Priyesh) 

Common abbreviation for "Speed of Priyesh". The speed of Priyesh is the velocity attained by a particle that travels at a speed of approximately 186,286 x 10^7 miles/second. As of 23rd June 2011 only one individual has reached the speed of Priyesh. This incident is well marked in history since, Einstein believed that the maximum velocity of a particle is the speed of light. On the 2nd of June 2011, he was proven wrong as Priyesh Wilhelm III reached the speed of Priyesh (variance +-0.17 m/s) while driving his Mitsubishi Lancer VII through the streets of Bahrain. Known witnesses of this event are Von Daniken and Shaboora Bin Lazer Abd Il Sniper.
Person: Omg! I was going so fast, in my Mitsubishi Lancer VII, that I actually couldn't see where I was going! WTF just happened?!

Person 2: You must have been going at the SOP (Speed of Priyesh)
Something so cute you just can't believe it.
Awwwww that dog is a little sqib!
Dan Howell is such a sqib!
Sqib by The cutest bean July 17, 2016

Perrysburg 

“Do you want to go to the French Quarter tonight in Pussyburg?”, he asked. “Where’s that?”, she responded. “You know what I mean girl. Perrysburg, Ohio. All the escorts who work for the service are down there”.
Area code in central Pennsylvania (Harrisburg area).
Ayyo nigga there ain't no bitches here in Philly, let's go pimp it up in the 717...I hear those girls love to slob some nob.
717 by Nick D February 7, 2003

Minge monkey 

Typically a man who's always chasing after women
Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!
Minge monkey by Scrange_Matress June 13, 2016
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