bloody dutchman

The sexual act involving blocking the female orifices, pressuring her body with a vessel such as a air compressor, and then plugging the first point of rupture by insertion of the erect male penis.

Sean performed a bloody dutchman on his girlfriend Megan for their 1st anniversary and is looking forward to his next 1st anniversary.

bloody dutchman by sick_bastard12345 March 26, 2009

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Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.

I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!

Distract Attack by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013

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Dëshira

Very beautiful and smart
has alot of dumb friends

“She’s a model” Yeah no shit its Dëshira

Dëshira by anonymous November 21, 2021

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burn outs

Being in the state of "blah" for excess amount(s) of time. Confusion about where they are, what they are doing, and where the pot is. Odds are burn outs have the slighest idea that they are in fact, burn outs.

Man, I can't believe we told the pizza guy the wrong house to deliver it. Goddamit, we're burn outs.

burn outs by BIG JILM September 18, 2006

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Silver Reef

A beautiful place full of pretentious pricks who would rather fight than fuck!

I went to watch the fights the other night in Silver Reef, and a Town Council Meeting Broke out!

Silver Reef by rock chock November 2, 2025

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Dirty Leroy

The act of receiving oral sex from a hooker while receiving anal from a midget prostitute that’s doing fortnite dances as a trans stripper snorts cocaine off your chest

I thought my night was going normal until the 3rd tequila shot. After that, my friends walked in on me having a Dirty Leroy

Dirty Leroy by Covidconcussion April 16, 2020