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Urban Dictionary

schlong dong 

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.
"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
schlong dong by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007
The most wonderful girl you can ever meet. She is caring, loving, smart and beautiful. She is the best friend a girl can have and the most amazing girlfriend a guy can have.Fun person to be around. She is someone you can hold tight and truly care for, because she makes you feel special, because she loves you. But treat her wrong and take advantage of her, and she will be gone...
The one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier. Her eyes are as beautiful as a the ocean. She is great at sports and will try her best to make you happy. Sometimes she may be a little tense and can be very intimidating, but it is only to the ones who don't treat her well.

A very very soft - hearted and kind person.
Man I had Cricell, but i treated her wrong and she's gone.

I regret leaving Cricell, now when i see her I can't breathe.
cricell by holycheek June 7, 2021

You and I Are Tight 

A hand sign for friends.

Place your thumb against the palm of your hand, then cross your middle and ring finger. The pinky finger represents the word 'you', the index finger represents the words 'and I', and the crossed middle / ring fingers represent the words 'are tight'.

Now, with your other hand, point to your pinky, index, and crossed middle / ring fingers, respectively. "You and I are tight".

*special thanks to Justin for this one <3*
Dude 1: Are we really best friends?
Dude 2: Are you kidding?? *makes hand symbol* You and I are tight!
You and I Are Tight by _allismine_ December 20, 2006

Visibly Racked 

This is to describe how someone looks when they have taken copious amounts of cocaine.
Look at gray he is visibly racked tonight.
Visibly Racked by Doctor Sockalingham February 17, 2024
CLOSE, TIGHT, INSEPRABLE.
WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE TOITCH.
TOITCH by SWEETVAMP_01 April 17, 2009

Ozzie Giver 

Formerly Indian Giver. Aptly stated in a tweet by @haveabj in response to the Australian reversal of Novak Djokervic's Visa. Basically meaning to offer someone something, give it to them, and take it back. Also Australian Giver.
Hey, you gave me that you Ozzie Giver!
Ozzie Giver by pornstitute January 13, 2022
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