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Urban Dictionary

hoetivate 

Girl #1: "I fucked Mike before school then Darious after lunch... would it be bad to hook up with Kyle tonight at the party??"
Girl #2: "No girl!! Do that!! Get that dick!!"
Girl #1: "You sure?"
Girl #2: "Yeah I'm here to hoetivate you and it's only right for you to keep your pussy poppin' all hours of the day."
hoetivate by coolpigeon April 24, 2017
He had a black, long and moist (BLM) penis after penetrating his teacher.
BLM by blmexpertpornhubjesus December 9, 2021

that.gacha.bish

Das me bish that.gacha.bish
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that.gacha.bish by that.gacha.bish October 8, 2021

Dirty CPAP 

A sexual position where the nose is placed into the vagina and a deep in-breath is taken.
"Imma give my man a dirty cpap tonight."

Slipknotesque

In a manner befitting of the brutality of the band Slipknot.
Once Jimmy's teeth fell out the crowd realized that the ass kicking was becoming very Slipknotesque.
Slipknotesque by amlock1123 October 19, 2008

wagon burner 

A word for those who want to die fast in school.
Fuck man i just called that Indian a wagon burner I better call the police fast.
wagon burner by Stuart Man December 25, 2005

Bowl Van Gogh

(noun; colloquial, humorous)

An inadvertent fecal composition remaining affixed to the interior of a toilet bowl after flushing, characterized by streaks, smears, or textured deposits possessing an unexpectedly artistic appearance. Frequently regarded as an unsanctioned exhibition of abstract expressionism and considered poor bathroom etiquette unless promptly removed.
“The host thanked everyone for coming over, but the Bowl Van Gogh in the guest bathroom ensured one attendee would never be invited back.”
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