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The 16th 

a date that dream smp fans both dread and are exited for because something big always seems to land on the 16th of each month
person a, a dsmp fan: hey what's the date?
person b: the 16th of december, why?
person a: FUCK

person b: visible concern
The 16th by imconstantlyconfused January 20, 2021

Autopsyco Hipster 

Someone who does things before they know its cool even if everyone else knows.
Woah you didn't know the bottle challenge was a thing? But you're so good at it. You're such a autopsyco hipster...
Autopsyco Hipster by DaleksRGwd December 6, 2016

spoonguard 

a long bungie rope type thing that you hook to your cutlery draws to stop evil spoon from infecting you!!!!
this kitten was exposed to spoons - protect yourself with..... SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
spoonguard by Jamie - the great July 19, 2004

dancing.deaky 

the best person in the world 🤩
person 1 : who is that beautiful person over there 😍

person 2: thats obviously dancing.deaky

queef_soup 

BEST MUTUAL IN THE WORLD 🙌
queef_soup is the coolest
queef_soup by secret mutual July 2, 2021

pornouncer

a scale which measures how porn-ey a certain object is.
Man1 : So how was the super edition of FHM, dude?
Man2 : Uhh, let me go get the pornouncer. *gets pornouncer*
dude... it only got a 2 =/
pornouncer by Mnc & Lr September 10, 2007
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