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Strictly speaking, a dump such that all the excrement would fill up 1,000,000 Standard high capacity Canadian toilets. (mega is the SI suffix for a million.) colloquially, it is a massive crap such that the defecator feels like he has just dropped the Fat Boy. Mofos with irritable bowel syndrome are notorious for releasing these and then bragging to their friends that they feel about 10 pounds lighter.
Craig: You took another megadump, didn't you? Now no ones going to be able to use it until the janitor gets it unclogged manually.

Bob: it wasn't me.... Uh... It was the guy before!
Megadump by Craptastic16 October 19, 2012

skim living 

living in a high strung and robotic way that ultimately skims over subtleties and honesty for the sake of getting on with something necessary. examples include people in positions of some responsibility who in fact despise being in such a place. often coincides with a loss of a proper honest sense of humour, and post 25 depression.
Skim Living - "In my job as a call centre operator, I skim live to fuck. I hate almost everyone who calls or i call , but i have to be a bubbly, friendly douche bag all the same"
skim living by jp7407 January 20, 2016

wigwam for a duck's arse! 

It's an, I don't know..., or an I'm too lazy to think up it's name so I still don't know.. object.

Origin: Vancouver, Canada - 1960 something... still in use.
Hey grandad, what is that long pipe thing in the corner of the vacuum closet?

"It's a wigwam for a duck's arse!" Pia, god..
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Thamisha by Hs.oker December 10, 2023
When the value of an asset rises astronomically within a short period of time. Refers to the state of reaching new heights, i.e the moon.
Hey Carl, $GME, and $AMC stocks have started mooning! HODL for every little Ape, Citadel is fucked now!
Mooning by Kz vega May 11, 2021

chrono synclastic infindibulum

mathematical equations in which 2 antipotic opinions can co-exist and both be right
you would be too confused, so its not even worth it
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Solanje by Wavy jay July 5, 2018
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