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Simon 

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Someone who calls you "domoren" for not understanding the poep he is verkondiging.
Wow what a Simon
Simon by levv December 23, 2022
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genie in a bottle 

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it is where you havent wanked for so longthat all the excess cum builds up. then when u have sex you are able to cum 3 times before u finally admit defeat and go limp. which means 3 times the sex!
jim- Mayn i dint wank for like 4 weeks so when i fucked tracy i gave her a genie in a bottle!
Mushta - BOOOOO, U IS HECTIC BLUD!!!!!!
genie in a bottle by Dave B February 29, 2004
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80 in 85 

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when someone is driving a car on highway 85.having sex in the back seat going 80mph.
you: YO my friend did a 80 in 85
friend: what?
you:he hadsex in a car going 80mph on hw-85
80 in 85 by BOB THE NINJA X June 30, 2009
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LightingBlast 

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vulture
LB is a fucking vulture
LightingBlast by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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The Bards Law 

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A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
The Bards Law by DShipReck November 8, 2021
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Dirty wig shopper 

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Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it
„Rowan is a dirty wig shopper, he won’t show me his dick and I’m pretty sure he likes trannies“
Dirty wig shopper by WigShopper June 30, 2024
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