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Brad Phillips 

Hi IQ guy with good looks and great attitude.

Philantropicamphetaminevolcaniosisspaghetti 

Phil's spaghetti from the ultimate amphetamine volcano.
I just ate some philantropicamphetaminevolcaniosisspaghetti!

Tuscaloosa

Biggest prison yard in the USA
Even Al Capone can't escape Tuscaloosa
Tuscaloosa by sajux March 2, 2015
A boy that seems like a sweetheart but one you start dating or know better about him he’ll use you for drama and use it againt you. He’s a complete douchbag and thinks he’s funny but everyone hates him. He thinks he’s popular but no one cares about his existence. He’s a very small kid that is rude as fuck and he’ll break up with him but you date him best friend. He’s utterly dilusional
Person 1: Have you seen Austin using other girls
Person 2: yeah no shit Austin is a player
Austin by Ih8t2muchpe0ple March 18, 2019

To make an 8 Mile 

To criticize yourself or to put in evidence something really obvious about yourself, in a way that will prevent others from doing so.
Eminem : I'm white yo
Black guy : Oh fuck, I can't say it in my battle lyrics anymore yo

Nerd: Ye I'm skinny, got no swag, red-haired and stinky, so what?
Hot chick: Oh this nerd knows how to make an 8 Mile, I so want to date him now
To make an 8 Mile by MaxAndJulie January 25, 2010
n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."
Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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