My friend munraj is a leg.

person 1: Have you seen what happened to Cobra Tate?
person 2: I dont know, what happened?
person 1: He got arrested!

guy 1: look at that girl

guy 2: she is such a kiersten

Dm1rio can't aim properly.

“Did you take your doot yet bro?”
“No man, I’ve been specking out”
“Ffs pass the bong if you’re not taking the doot”
“Ok I’m taking it now bro - do you think this is a piece…”

“Bro no more DWD (dooting while driving) you’re getting too sketched out.”
“Ok man after this last doot-ski, I just need one last one and I’ll be good”
“Man you said that the last 3 times! It’s never gunna be the last doot”
“Until we run out then…”

Allie is so boujee, she only drinks mimosas with blush champagne