A term used when one finds something HIGHLY amusing.

A Joke that is Fantastic.

by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.

The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.

Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.

And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.

A very horny individual that is named after the former world enemy hitter. Is very gay, and fat

A calendar date that once was marked to commemorate a wedding anniversary with someone who is now your ex-wife or ex-husband. Further, this term is used to express anguish and even despair at the mere thought or remembrance of the terrible relationship one used to be trapped in; causing one to feel as though they need to take a couple Xanax to help them forget. ( Xanax by Rx only however not recommended)

The name of a cat living in Chicago. Name as such, because I wanted to snuggle him and he would always wiggle away

When someone take a rather massive dump and it stays and fills the whole toilet (usually after taco bell or chipotle).